Christmas on Skype

It's an event in itself. The family Christmas. You know the drill...we suck it up for the big day, ignore our Christmas Eve hangovers, ignore the principles of "I'm not talking to you right now" for that one day, and endure the six hours of family, turkey and tradition.

And I missed it.

For the first time in 26 years, I missed the main event. Instead, we were confined to the crew quarters of a super yacht eating turkey sandwiches and drinking moet for breakfast...

They did however skype me in...