Let me just say here, that I feel f**king fabulous right now. I am on the Day 9 Detox High, otherwise known as "the complete unachievable long terms state for your body so enjoy this amazing feeling while it lasts" state.
No really, I feel like a superior human.
I am cleansed, I am enjoying the taste of brown rice and have embraced the dullness that is Daily Porridge.
I look at the plates of my fellow crew members and think, "Fools! Pass on my regards to your intestines who are about to digest that animal fat and, starch and refined sugar! I'll have the soup!".
It can't last though, surely. I've been having chocolate dreams all week.
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