Swapping Brand Strategy for a Bunk Bed

Prompted by a steadily declining bank account and a desire to stay in San Francisco as long as possible (before my illegal Mexican immigrant status kicks in), I proposed to the delightful hostel I was staying in that they might give me my bed for free if I re-brand them.

They agreed.

It's called The Green Tortoise. And it's fantastic.



It also happens to be right next door to all the strip clubs, which makes it twice as rad.



My desk is sometimes my bed:






And sometimes the ballroom:



And yes, that IS Larry Flynt's HUSTLER CLUB out my window...



Either way, it's making for very interesting results...and MASSIVE procrastination with a piano, guitar and strip clubs out the window.

Still a work in progress...